*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*
sex is a lot like a hot bath
once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in
i’ve never had sex
IT’S MY OTP AND I’LL CRY IF I WANT TO.
they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero
straight a’s???? why not GAY a’s stop homophobia now